“A game-changer for us” - sellers saying it themselves.
Every client testimonial in one video. Real sellers, real accounts, real numbers - no scripts.
The Elevation Process™ - three moves in 90 days.
Not a 12-step framework. Three moves, in sequence - the first one usually funds the other two.
The Blueprint Sprint
A forensic audit of your account: wasted spend, suppressed listings, unclaimed FBA reimbursements. The cash comes back first - so the engagement starts self-funded.
The Efficiency Flip
Junk traffic cut, campaigns rebuilt around high-intent buyers, listings reworked with conversion-first creative. Sales go up while spend goes down.
The Moat
One-time buyers converted into Subscribe & Save revenue that compounds monthly - a base that keeps growing even through stockouts.
Meet Canopy. It has a brain, and we have been teaching it since 2021.
We built it ourselves and taught it five years of running Amazon accounts. It reads millions of data points before your morning and tells our team where to look first.
Every lever on your P&L. One senior team. One retainer.
No à-la-carte menus - the levers only compound when they're pulled together.
Surgical PPC management - campaigns rebuilt around a target TACOS, bid by bid.
Listing CRO + A+ content - conversion-first creative that makes the traffic you already pay for buy.
FBA recovery audits - lost inventory and overcharged fees claimed back, every quarter.
Inventory & cross-border forecasting - custom tooling that prevents growth-killing stockouts.
Brand protection - hijackers and counterfeiters removed, Buy Box defended.
Subscribe & Save engine - recurring revenue built from buyers you already earned.
Canopy, our own intelligence layer - rank, bids, AMC + DSP tracked in-house, findings in your weekly report. See what it watches →
Weekly reporting + a direct line - you talk to the operators running your account, not an account-manager maze.
Six brands. Six ugly problems. Six curves up and to the right.
Pulled straight from our case-study vault - ask for the full data on your call.
Frank Body
Cut US ad spend nearly in half - and used it to fund a vertical launch in Australia.
Just Bin Bags
Cut 77% of junk traffic on purpose - and conversion nearly quadrupled.
Redoxbox
Halved TACOS in the UK while compounding 64% a year across Europe.
Buie Holistic Herbs
Recovered $29k in FBA fees - then used it to take Canada.
Peak Cocktails
Grew through two stockout crises on a 30x recurring-revenue base.
Comme Homme
Hero SKU offline for 90 days. Grew 126% anyway.
100% of clients stayed past month three. Here's why.
Verbatim - from client reviews and the journalists who checked.
“Working with Global Parachutes was a game-changer for us. Their analysis and optimization of our product listings and advertising campaigns significantly improved our visibility, leading to more customers discovering our products.”
“Global Parachutes has helped brands generate between $30,000 and $100,000 in monthly Amazon sales.”
“They conducted a thorough analysis of our account, identified technical issues, and developed effective solutions to help us maintain our operations. We greatly appreciated their expertise and guidance.”
“Their expertise in reinstatement is unparalleled. They quickly resolved the suspension of our product which previous consultants failed to do. Thanks to their action we were able to resume sales within a month.”
“None of his clients have left within the first three months of working together, and many have stayed for years.”
“They helped us get our products relisted and ran successful PPC campaigns for us. Their expertise and attention to detail were invaluable to our success on the platform.”
“The company's ability to deliver such transformative results is rooted in its integrated approach… all aspects of a client's Amazon business working in harmony.”
We don't guess.
We guarantee.
A number, a date, and your money back if we miss - agreed in writing before we start. It's also why we onboard only four new brands a month: accounts are run by senior operators, and senior capacity is finite.
Wherever you are on Amazon, there's a lever.
Anything that isn't Amazon. If your bottleneck is Shopify, retail, or Meta ads, we're the wrong team - and we'll tell you so on the call.
Asked on almost every first call
What actually happens in the free audit?+
We run a lite Blueprint Sprint on your account: ad architecture, listing conversion, and FBA recovery exposure. You leave with three named leaks and a 90-day plan - yours to keep whether or not we ever work together.
What if you don't hit +15%?+
Then your first month's retainer is refunded. The guarantee - +15% revenue or +5 points of net profit by day 90 - is agreed in writing before we start.
How fast do we see movement?+
Recovery cash typically lands in weeks 2–6. Efficiency gains show inside the first month. The guarantee itself is measured at day 90.
What is Canopy - and do we get access to it?+
Canopy is our in-house intelligence layer - rank, bids, AMC and DSP tracked without third-party tools. It connects read-only through Amazon's official SP-API OAuth: we never see your password, we can never change prices, listings or orders, and you can revoke access in one click from Seller Central. One thing it isn't: another dashboard for you to manage. Canopy briefs our operators - you get its findings in your audit and weekly reports. Client-facing views are on the way; the results come first.
We're small. Or we're huge. Do you work with us?+
If you sell on Amazon, yes. The Elevation Process™ is the same at $30k a month and $3M a month - only the ceilings differ.
Are we locked into a contract?+
Month-to-month. Retention is our job, not the contract's - no client has left inside their first three months, and most stay for years.
Why only four new brands a month?+
Because accounts are run by senior operators, not juniors with a checklist. Four is what that bench absorbs without quality slipping.
We already run PPC in-house. Still worth a call?+
Yes - the audit is free and the plan is yours. Worst case, your in-house team walks away with a sharper roadmap.
15 minutes. Three leaks found. A plan you keep either way.
Direct with the team that runs the accounts - no SDR, no pitch deck.
No obligation · +15% or month one refunded · hello@globalparachutes.com